Friday, July 14, 2006

The Trouble with Being the Witch-finder General

Have you ever wondered why it is that after 40 years or so of relentless feminist campaigning, the situation with regard to domestic violence has still not improved any? We are still told that one in four women will be assaulted by her male partner at some time in her life, and this despite millions of dollars in funding, countless shelters, endless campaigns, years of sensitivity-training courses, all apparently to no avail. What is going on there? Why has the DV industry apparently made no impact? Shouldn’t we be seeing substantial results by now? If this was a private sector contractor being paid to do a job, they would have been fired years ago.

Even worse, once you start looking into it, you realise that a lot of these DV industry ‘facts’ and ‘statistics’ are actually fabricated. One in four women will be assaulted by her male partner at some time in her life. Women are more likely to be assaulted by their male partners when they are pregnant. Men assault women more during the Superbowl. It used to be the law that a man could beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Every year in the US, 100,000 women die of anorexia nervosa. One in three girls is sexually abused by her father. All lies. All fabrications.

How can we make sense of this? Isn’t the women’s movement trying to address genuine social problems? Don’t they want to see a solution as soon as possible?

Let me tell you a story.

Chapter 1
The year is 1450. The Witch-finder General has been summoned to Rome for an audience with the His Holiness the Pope.

“Witch-finder, you have been in my service for five years now. How many witches have you found?”

“None, your Grace”

“None?”

“Not one, your Grace”.

“Well, have you looked?”

“Certainly your Grace, I have sent my spies all over Christian Europe on the fastest steeds. We looked everywhere. We found no witches at all.”

The Pope thinks: There are two possibilities here. Either there are no witches in Europe, in which case, I don’t need a Witch-finder General. Or alternatively, there are plenty of witches in Europe, but this guy is too stupid to find them.

“You’re fired. Get out”.

Chapter 2
The year is 1450. The Witch-finder General has been summoned to Rome for an audience with the His Holiness the Pope.

“Witch-finder, you have been in my service for five years now. How many witches have you found?”

“Well, your Grace, in the first year, I found ten thousand, and put them all to death. In the second year I found two thousand. In the third year, five hundred. Last year, seventeen, this year none at all”.

“None at all?”

“Law of diminishing returns, your Grace. We have to look ever harder to find ever-fewer”.

“Well, witch-finder, your mission is complete. You have cleansed Europe of heresy. I release you from my service. You have earned the gratitude of Christians everywhere”.

“Thank you, your Grace”.

“That will be all. Get out”

Chapter 3
The year is 1450. The Witch-finder General has been summoned to Rome for an audience with the His Holiness the Pope.

“Witch-finder, you have been in my service for five years now. How many witches have you found?”

“Well, your Grace, in the first year, I found ten thousand, and put them all to death. In the second year I found fourteen thousand, then nineteen thousand. Last year we put to death twenty-eight thousand heretics and confiscated their property in the name of the Mother church. This year, it was even more. Thirty-six thousand.”

“How can you explain the fact that heresy appears to be on the increase, Witch-finder?”

“Your Grace, the agents of Satan are all around us. The Christian world is under attack. My men are also more experienced now at detecting witches, so consequently we uncover more that we previously might have missed.”

“I see. And what would you have me do, Witch-finder?”

“Your Grace, we desperately need more men. We need weapons, horses. I’m not sure if I can stem the evil tide.”

“Hmmm. Secretary!”

“Yes, your Grace?”

“Give the Witch-finder General another ten thousand gold ducats”

The moral of the story is this. The trouble with being the Witch-finder general is that you have to keep on finding more witches, otherwise you are out of a job. The obvious way to do this is to keep casting your net ever-wider, keep redefining what you mean by the word 'witch'. All heterosexual sex is rape. As long as feminists are in control, rape, domestic violence and child abuse will never end. They will continue to grow.

6 comments:

John Doe said...

Hah! Excellent!

jw said...

Hmmmm, Yes. I'll use the Canadian data ...

The trouble is the curve for female DV victimization is a falling one: Men hit their partners at an ever lower rate. The rate at which women hit their partners is also falling, at a MUCH lower rate. This is to be expected in an aging society.

The curves for spousal violence will cross at some point in the next decade. The curves have already crossed for dating violence. Girls now hit their boyfriends more often than boys hit their girlfriends.

Now, the feminists define a female's abuse of a male to be not-abuse. Thus, they can keep the male victims out of the system. To keep their numbers up, they need to lower the threshold of what is women-abuse. That is indeed happening.

Their trouble is the police are slowly starting to fight back. The police are not quite as willing to arrest the male for yelling at the female, etc.. Plus, the police are arresting the female when she is violent.

Now, males do not complain to the police about minor violence. It takes him needing medical aid before he will complain. So the data is missing the low level male victim violence. Also, males are willing to take more pain from a female before they complain.

The whole thing is complex. The only solution is to force the feminists to stop their hatred of men.

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Randall said...

There is just one problem. Men are beginning in huge numbers in the US to withdraw from Women entirely. It has gotten so bad that US Men last year married Foreign women. By 12%. When you add that to the Marriage Strikers 33% of US Men have said No to Marriage. The numbers not even bothering to Date are unknown. But two weeks ago while at a Bartender competition. What struck me is how many single Women were there.

Dressed to the Nines, to impress, and to get picked up. Outnumbering the Men by 5 to 1. Ladies is there a problem? You bet your ass there is.

Anonymous said...

Ohhh jeez. more twisted views from the comfortable shoe-wearing camp. I had a happy family unit, happy kids, nice home, delightful wife and a strong relationship and everything that most aspire to. And then, out of the blue my wife gets introduced to the local radical feminist group under the guise of 'social coffee mornings' and from that moment on our family as we knew it was doomed.

Frankly, they just brainwashed her into believing that all men are drunken wife-beating morons and even if they weren't at the time they will be eventually.

We're academics, generally enlighted and yet these bastards just destroyed our family and I witnessed a level-headed person start to think irrationally and the day she donned a gypsy skirt and stopped shaving her legs was the day I knew there was no way back.

The whole impetus for writing this is that ultimate irony was that she started hitting ME! Of course, I couldn't fight back nor defend myself as that would play into their hands. She even threw herself down the stairs to get some 'bruising' as she knew very well that most would take the woman's side in this and rarely believe the man. I also got arrested for a non-existent charge of car vandalism as she had it in her head that I smashed up her car which, as it turned out according to witnesses at the time, was the result of her crashing it whilst driving and putting on make up at the same time.

Currently, we're going through the most tumultuous divorce to equal that of Sir Paul McCartney and I rarely see my kid who is now so skinny due to his new vegan diet that when he does spend time with me he just wants to go to McDonalds.

So, in conclusion feminism is not all it's cracked up to be and is often the cause of the problem between men and women in my experience.

Once again, men get the rough end of the stick and my new book will address this clearly as the research exhibits some startling evidence that women are not the darlings of the human race that we're led to believe.

Professor B. R. Simpson,

Heretic said...

Professor Simpson,
I'm not sure who the 'comfortable shoe-wearing camp' are, but let me assure you that I sympathise with your experiences. I have heard many similar stories. Indeed, my own relationship was similarly sabotaged by feminists, and this blog is partly an attempt to make sense of that experience.

I hope that derive some benefit from reading my blog, and I look forward to reading your book.

You can contact me at hereticalsex@yahoo.co.uk

Best regards,
Heretic