Tuesday, September 26, 2006

I say I say I say

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve. One to change it, and eleven to offer moral support.

Q: What's the difference between a feminist and a lesbian?
A: A lesbian can get dates.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's. Not. Funny.

Q: Why does it take fifteen feminists to change a lightbulb?
A: IT JUST FUCKING DOES, OK?

3 comments:

Viking said...

I would have thought three. You are missing the mangina who will obediently and grovelingly take care of it for his fembitch after taking an ear full of her verbal abuse for not noticing on his own that it needed changing.

Anonymous said...

awesome funny!

Anonymous said...

Feminist Jokes

Feminist Light bulb Jokes

Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. It's not the light bulb that needs changing.

A. None. Feminists don’t screw.

A. How condescending! Only one sister is needed to call an electrician.

A. Two. One to insert the bulb, and the other to denounce the exploitation and abuse of the socket by the bulb.

A. Three. One to insert the bulb and all three to team-teach a course titled, “Electricity, The Patriarchy, and the Exploitation of women.”

A. How many feminists with PMS are required to change a light bulb?
One.
Why?
I said one! What is the matter with you? Why are you always so demeaning? One! What is wrong with men? One! ONE!

A. Sixteen. One to insert the bulb and fifteen more to form a support group.


Q. How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. “The purpose of humor which looks at specific groups is to make fun of that group and help maintain the status quo. This type of humor only works if there are these stereotyped perceptions of a specific group. … then you are playing to stereotypes, and demeaning women.”
- Actual online comment from a Women’s Studies Major.

Q. How many men’s rights advocates are required to change a light bulb?
A. None. Real men are not afraid of the dark.


What did the women’s studies graduate say to the graduate engineer?
“We’re going to have a baby!”


Women’s T-Shirt logos
Love Me for My Mind
Love Me for My Wits
I’m Too Pretty to Learn Math
No, YOU’RE a Bitch!
If you think I’m a bitch, you should meet my mother.


Female Preferences for Men

A study conducted by Ottawa University’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled.